Friday, October 10, 2008

In addition to my last post.

I do not recommend anyone gambling.  Especially if you don't know how or have never been.  It's really bad if you suck and cannot quit.  If you're good and cannot quit, (good job).  But yeah, there are a lot of losers in Washington state.  That's why we are seeing an increase in casinos around our area.  Too many losers end up with happy casinos and sad families who lose everything.  But if you still have an interest in the high life of gambling I will show you how to be a little winner even though you might lose.  

Follow these steps:

1.  Only bring 100 dollars cash with you.  Leave all credit cards at home.
2.  Sign up for a Muckleshoot Players Club membership.  It's FREE.
3.  Go to a Roulette table "Pick the Crowded table" and exchange your 100 dollars into chips.  
(IMPORTANT: GIVE THEM YOUR PLAYERS CLUB CARD TO REDEEM POINTS)
4.  Don't play right away.  Wait 3-5 spins until you feel comfortable, lucky, or see a pattern.
5.  Test out by playing 5 dollars at a time.
6.  Continue to play slow.  (each roll will take about 3-10 minutes depending on crowd)
7.  If you stayed there for about 15-25 spins you have probably been there close to 2-3 hours.  
8.  You are a winner, maybe even, or a loser.
9.  Walk over to the Players Club Table and ask for a Dinner Comp.
10.  If you're a winner, good job.  If you're a loser, just think of it as a 100 dollar dinner.  Order yourself a steak or something nice.

1 comment:

Cate said...

I've always thought it would be fun to try a little gambling at a casino. But I've never been - it's too intimidating. But I like your comment about just thinking of it as a $100 dinner! Of course, now that I have your handy tips, I can't go...since the baby's under 21 they won't let him in!